‘Twas the day before Christmas break, and all through this place
Presents are hidden in every weird space.
Boxes tucked in cabinets, bags under the sink
Will my guys seek them out there? They’re men, what do you think?
Some hiding spots are so good, all I can say,
Is I hope I recall them after a little Cabernet.
‘Cause Lord knows it’ll be me, late Christmas Eve night
Putting gifts under the tree, while my three men sleep tight.
With my wine glass and my flashlight, and my longshoreman’s mouth
Saying, “How the fuck could I lose stuff in such a small house?!”
Eventually I’ll get done, and go up to bed
And discover my pillow, tucked under Tug’s head.
Yes, it’s the day before Christmas break and frankly I’m glad.
Hope your holiday and your New Year is the best you ever had!
Boy Susan, you are brave “hiding” the presents next to the Jack Daniels! That would be the first place my “guys” would look! Happy Holidays.