Susan McCorkindale

Author. Editor. Autism Advocate.

Posts Tagged ‘women’


The bags under my eyes are Prada

Devil Wears Prada

And that’s as close as I’m going to get to dressing (or, God forbid, behaving) like fictional magazine editor Miranda Priestly (played by the always spectacular Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada) in my new role as editor of a brand new women’s magazine called SHE!

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Written by busy women for busy women, SHE! covers the topics that call to a woman’s soul. Fashion. Family. Good books. Great getaways. Fine wine. Fun cocktails. Trail blazing heroines. And a whole lot more. The debut issue will be available on newsstands in Northern Virginia on October 12th. I hope you’ll pick up a copy and send us a photo of yourself reading SHE! with the hashtag #wheredidyouseeshe. You can find SHE! on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram (shemagazineva) so please “like” and “follow”and let us know how we can make SHE! the best it can be. We’re eager to hear from you.

You know, in my 20+ years of being in magazines, I was always on the business side. I started as an assistant in the ad sales department and worked my way up to Marketing Director. Somewhere along the way, I started writing and pitching magazines my slice of life essays, but I never spent a single, solitary second on the editorial side until now. And I’ll tell you, I love it. Working with writers, photographers, hair and makeup people, and fashion stylists (pssst….my favorite is having a HUGE SALE now through Friday. Stop in and see Sandra Packwood at Do You…DeJaVu, 43 Main Street in Warrenton, and tell her I sent you. You’ll love her stuff and her style, and you’ll leave looking like a million bucks without breaking the bank.) is the most fulfilling, challenging, joyous experience I’ve ever had. I’m the luckiest girl in the world – thanks to Pam Symington and the powers that be at Piedmont Media.

If you’re an advertiser and you want to reach the demographic that makes 98% of the purchasing decisions (yep, that would be women), give Pam a buzz at 540-347-4222 (or

If you’re a clotheshorse who can’t resist a sale (me! me!), go see Sandra Packwood, pronto.

And if you’re ready for a magazine that’s classy, a little sassy, and written for real women by real women, look for SHE! October 12th. And do tell us, #wheredidyouseeshe ?








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Oh please. “You look so healthy” is totally code for “Girlfriend, you’re getting fat.”

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I’m speed walking along a wooded trail, killing time while my son wraps up his rugby practice, and all I can hear are bees zipping past my head, and the sound of my way too tight, way too long yoga pants dragging in the dirt. They’re too tight because when I bought them, I weighed a whopping 105 pounds. They’re too long because I meant to hem them, but I hate sewing almost as much as I hate speed walking, being stalked by bees, and not being 105 pounds.

Now I realize that when a woman reaches a certain age, she has to make a decision: her figure or her face. Being of a certain age for a certain number of years now, I chose my figure, and figured a paper bag could handle my face. I even planned to wear one on my wedding day, but it clashed with my Sue Wong dress. Suffice it to say, I still wish I’d upgraded to the “Kate Hudson Photo-shopped Over Your Face” package as soon as I saw the proofs.

Of course if I were getting married tomorrow, I wouldn’t be too worried about my face. Not because I’m suddenly so gorgeous, but because my signature, this-close-to-starving-to-death look is long gone. These days, when I run into people I haven’t seen in a while, they say well-meanings things like, “You look so much better!” and “We were all worried about you!” and my personal favorite, “You look so healthy!”

Oh please. “You look so healthy” is totally code for “Girlfriend, you’re getting fat.”

And I am. Just ask my way too long, way too tight yoga pants (the bottoms of which are now sporting a rather lovely fringe of mud and leaves), and every other item of clothing in my closet. Correction: every other item of clothing that used to be in my closet but is now at my favorite consignment store. Absolutely nothing fits, at least nothing in my preferred size of “celery stalk” or, as my future sister-in-law Tori once said, “stick insect.”

If I may digress for just a moment, I took Tori’s comment as a compliment. Phasmids (aka, stick insects) are reed thin with long legs and they don’t need a man to have kids. How in any way, shape, or form could that not be a compliment?

But the worst part of no longer being an honorary member of the Phasmid family is that I didn’t choose to defect. I didn’t wake up one morning and think, “Hmmm. Maybe it’s not normal for women of a certain age to be able to share clothes with their nine year-old nieces.” No, I woke up one morning and could hardly get out of bed. I didn’t know it at the time, but the searing pain running down the backs of both my legs, and the feeling like someone had beaten my hips with a two-by-four, was osteoarthritis. I also didn’t know it was going to take seventeen vials of blood, one MRI, physical therapy, a daily dose of a kick-ass anti-inflammatory, and six months of barely being able to climb into my car let alone “grapevine” and “kick ball change” in my Jazzercise class before I’d feel like, if not look like, myself again.

But it did.

My son slides into the car, sucking down a Gatorade and reeking of sweat. I don’t smell much better, but why miss a chance to tease him? I pinch my nose.

“Nice,” he responds. “I saw you walking.”

“I’m trying,” I reply, patting the roll around my belly where my oblique muscles used to be.

­“Oh yes,” he quips, rolling his eyes. “As if I could possibly forget your ridiculous quest to wear the stuff you bought at Baby Gap.”

“The booties still fit,” I kid.

“You know what mom,” he says in a tone that tells me we’re thirty seconds from the end of this conversation, “you’re not fat. You look fine. And if your clothes don’t fit, throw them out and get new ones. That’s what I’d do. And I’d start with those pants.”

“I know, they’re too tight.”

“They’re not too tight!” he snaps, exasperated. “Look at them. They’re ripped to shreds. I play rugby and my gear’s not that gross.”

“So you’re suggesting I look at this as an opportunity to go shopping.”

“Yeah. Hit Justice or something,” he smirks, toasting me with his second Gatorade. “That’s where all the big girls go.”

I pull onto the highway considering his idea. On the one hand, I could resume my killer workout/eat like a rabbit routine and count the days until the arthritis rears its ugly head and leaves me hobbled (or until the moment I have to have my picture taken and don’t have the option of having my face replaced by Kate Hudson’s).

Or I could buy some stuff that fits and see how I feel.

“Ok Cuyler,” I say. “You’re on.”

“Proud of you, mom,” he replies, turning on the radio, the universal signal for quality-time-with-your-teen-has-come-to-a-close.  “Now we can stop all this discussion about your weight, and just be happy you finally look healthy.”

Oh dear God, I’m getting fat.

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